The Missus

[Yanto]

Just had a policeman at the door.

He said "it looks like your wife's been in an accident"

I replied,

"Yeah, I know, but she's got a lovely personality"

[Yanto]

My mates missus left him last Thursday. She said she was going out for a pint of milk and never came back...

I asked him how he was coping and he said:

"Not bad, I've been using that powdered stuff"

[Bounce]

:thumbs::thumbs::hahaha:

[s.mac]

:hahaha:

[phat///M3]

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