Irritating airline passenger?

[DuncanR]

What to do if you’re bored on a Plane and the passenger next to
you is irritating:

1- Remove your lap top from its bag

2- Open the laptop slowly and carefully

3- Turn on

4- Ensure the passenger next to you is watching

5- Turn on the Internet

6- Close your eyes for a brief moment, open them again, turn your gaze
upwards to the skies as if in p ray er

7- Take a deep breath and open this site

www.myit-media.de/the_end.html (http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html)

8-Observe the facial expression of your neighbouring passenger

[Bounce]

:thumbs::thumbs::thumbs:

[dr.sticky]

:hahaha::hahaha::hahaha::hahaha::hahaha::hahaha::h ahaha:

[Mark CSL]

F**k that will get you arrested :hahaha::hahaha::hahaha::hahaha:

[Thorney]

My brother and I years ago did the sickbag trick. Have lunch but spoon coleslaw (or something suitably gooey) into the sickbag without anyone seeing. Half an hour later make a big deal faking being sick into the bag, you know, lots of retching noises etc. Then 10 mins later get the bag out and proceed to spoon the 'sick' into your mouth saying 'mmm, much nicer now' and see how many people you can get to puke:thumbs:

[shimmy]

My brother and I years ago did the sickbag trick. Have lunch but spoon coleslaw (or something suitably gooey) into the sickbag without anyone seeing. Half an hour later make a big deal faking being sick into the bag, you know, lots of retching noises etc. Then 10 mins later get the bag out and proceed to spoon the 'sick' into your mouth saying 'mmm, much nicer now' and see how many people you can get to puke:thumbs:


you werent involved with making 'two spoons, one cup' were you John?

[Bounce]

My brother and I years ago did the sickbag trick. Have lunch but spoon coleslaw (or something suitably gooey) into the sickbag without anyone seeing. Half an hour later make a big deal faking being sick into the bag, you know, lots of retching noises etc. Then 10 mins later get the bag out and proceed to spoon the 'sick' into your mouth saying 'mmm, much nicer now' and see how many people you can get to puke:thumbs:I used to play rugby with a guy who did the sick bag trick on the bus to away games,only he did the real thing and not coleslaw.:smt078:smt078

[dr.sticky]

I'll try it on Easyjet tomorrow :bigcry::bigcry::bigcry: