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shimmy
22-11-2009, 02:55 PM
anybody got any good ideas

sacked the gardener this year and its looking crap :thumbs:

mattCSLnut
22-11-2009, 03:00 PM
anybody got any good ideas

sacked the gardener this year and its looking crap :thumbs:


Re hire another gardner :hahaha: Problem solved :thumbs:

shimmy
22-11-2009, 03:03 PM
Re hire another gardner :hahaha: Problem solved :thumbs:

WRONG....i sacked the last one for not looking after the lawn :hahaha:

mattCSLnut
22-11-2009, 03:15 PM
WRONG....i sacked the last one for not looking after the lawn :hahaha:
Alternatively get your Arse outside and start raking the moss out of the lawn yourself :whistle:

shimmy
22-11-2009, 03:27 PM
Alternatively get your Arse outside and start raking the moss out of the lawn yourself :whistle:

look fuckwit, ill have you know i spent 5 days in the autumn with my mums scraping machine (i am sure there is a proper name for it) that scrapes out the moss from between what grass i have left and i filled 12 wheelie bins with it.

IT still looks naff and needs serious attention :blalalala:

mattCSLnut
22-11-2009, 03:32 PM
look fuckwit, ill have you know i spent 5 days in the autumn with my mums scraping machine (i am sure there is a proper name for it) that scrapes out the moss from between what grass i have left and i filled 12 wheelie bins with it.

IT still looks naff and needs serious attention :blalalala:


Excuse me dear :birdman: I'm not a mind reader :hahaha: Stop being such a big girls blouse :gayfight: just NAPALM the fooker and go for a drive in the CSL :whistle: On that note , the sun just broke out from behind the gloom so I'm off for a blast in my SG :blalalala:

shimmy
22-11-2009, 04:01 PM
watch out for those slippy leaves :hahaha:

mattCSLnut
22-11-2009, 05:25 PM
watch out for those slippy leaves :hahaha:


Just back from the blast :drool: :thumbs: Leaves weren't a problem :hahaha: all the F.S.D.s :smt015 ( Fooking Sunday Drivers) were though :smt009: Why 45 in a 60 WHY !

shimmy
22-11-2009, 06:15 PM
Why 45 in a 60 WHY !

coz most older drivers still think national speed limit is 50mph:banghead:

s.mac
22-11-2009, 09:42 PM
scarifier ?

good start,

then get some air in it ( fork or machine) then weed and feed ;)

do all the hard work now and you will see the rewards next year...

sad I know :whistle:

Hazy
22-11-2009, 09:43 PM
anybody got any good ideas

sacked the gardener this year and its looking crap :thumbs:

green Thumb Ltd, they come four times a year and treat the grass, unreal results mate :thumbs::thumbs::thumbs:

shimmy
22-11-2009, 10:13 PM
scarifier ?

good start,

then get some air in it ( fork or machine) then weed and feed ;)

do all the hard work now and you will see the rewards next year...

sad I know :whistle:

done enough this year but come March i will re-scarify, airate (learning new words all the time), weed and feed

ta

green Thumb Ltd, they come four times a year and treat the grass, unreal results mate :thumbs::thumbs::thumbs:

might give them a call in the new year instead :smokin:

pinkpanther008
23-11-2009, 05:05 PM
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Sport/Pix/pictures/2008/07/04/silverstoneempty2.jpg:thumbs::thumbs::thumbs::thum bs::thumbs::thumbs::thumbs::thumbs::thumbs:

mattCSLnut
23-11-2009, 06:03 PM
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Sport/Pix/pictures/2008/07/04/silverstoneempty2.jpg:thumbs::thumbs::thumbs::thum bs::thumbs::thumbs::thumbs::thumbs::thumbs:


Great idea :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs: why didn't I think of that :whistle:

steelyork
01-12-2009, 08:52 AM
Lawn sand to kill the moss first Matt, followed by a cold beer......

Sacrifier to get the dead stuff out then lawn food with weed killer in it followed by a few more cool ones.

Get your self a good honda mower to make it easy & dont cut it too short then get the barby fired up

shimmy
01-12-2009, 10:09 AM
Lawn sand to kill the moss first Matt, followed by a cold beer......

Sacrifier to get the dead stuff out then lawn food with weed killer in it followed by a few more cool ones.

Get your self a good honda mower to make it easy & dont cut it too short then get the barby fired up
:thumbs:

M5 Powered
01-12-2009, 05:21 PM
Shimmy,

Green thumb is a must. They have access to lawn treatment / feeds you can't buy as a punter. And they are cheaper than doing it yourself.

For me the major benefit is that their stuff also doesn't burn the grass.
And next year, they will offer a potion to make it grow slower.


Second a good honda mower. Everything else are toys in comparison. I got one with a steel roller on the back for nice stripes :gayfight:

Just don't forget to run it on Tesco 99 :-)

Best

M5 Powered

Forelli
20-02-2010, 11:03 PM
http://www.lazylawn.co.uk/ :-D

Pip1968
22-02-2010, 09:31 AM
Never mind the bloomin' Japs, get yourself a Hayter mower.

Pip :thumbs:

Bounce
22-02-2010, 07:35 PM
Concrete over the bloody lot,no more grass to cut.:beer:

testarossa
17-03-2010, 08:19 AM
I think, regular trimming is a good one..:beer: