Jaw_F430
29-07-2009, 09:34 PM
A bloke notices a tasty bird giving him the eye in the supermarket. "Do I know you?" he asks. She says "aren't you the dad of one of my kids?" he thinks back to the only time he's ever been unfaithful and says "Were you the hooker I fucked over the pool table at my stag do while your mate spanked me with a piece of wet celery while shoving that cucumber up my arse?" she stares at him and says
"No, I'm your daughter's teacher."
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"No, I'm your daughter's teacher."
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