Mark CSL
15-05-2009, 09:54 PM
A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please may I hide under your skirt.
I'll explain later."
The nun agreed.
A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?"
The nun replied, "He went that way".
After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said,
"I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq ."
The nun said, "I understand completely".
The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!"
The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair
of nuts...I don't want to go to Iraq either."
:hahaha::hahaha:
I'll explain later."
The nun agreed.
A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?"
The nun replied, "He went that way".
After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said,
"I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq ."
The nun said, "I understand completely".
The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!"
The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair
of nuts...I don't want to go to Iraq either."
:hahaha::hahaha: