Mtorque

[SMD]

Anyone else having trouble logging on the Mtorque website? :banghead:

[dave1]

dont think they have paid there bill lol

[SMD]

dont think they have paid there bill lol


Really? :hahaha:

[Andyk]

Yep doesn't work.....but CSL register does so no great loss really. :whistle:

[dave1]

fair one lol

[SpineOnABap]

dont think they have paid there bill lol

They bought their own Compaq file server and pay a lot of money every month to have it installed in a secure data-center. I wouldn't blame them if they just said f**k it and didn't bother any more. Then a lot of the other sites wouldn't have mtorque to steal their info from....

Everyone moans about it but it has been providing top quality M3 info for EIGHT YEARS, and CSL info since it's launch.

[Mark CSL]

SpineOnABap
Are you the owner ????

All fourms are for the people. but that site did like to ban and if your face did not fit booted off and i dont think i was the only one.


This is also a bit harsh
Then a lot of the other sites wouldn't have mtorque to steal their info from....

I hope you are not insinuating we steal info ??

[anissut]

SpineOnABap
Are you the owner ????

All fourms are for the people. but that site did like to ban and if your face did not fit booted off and i dont think i was the only one.


This is also a bit harsh
Then a lot of the other sites wouldn't have mtorque to steal their info from....

I hope you are not insinuating we steal info ??

I think people misunderstand why Mtorque has its stringent rules. It has a very large member base and has a huge wealth of info that stretches back 8 years. Mtorque is known as the source for all possible info for M cars, better than PH and most other forums. While it is frustrating for members who generally are good with forums it makes sure that members who join just to get 1 question answered or 1 item sold and then disappear into the sunset don't just use and abuse the site. Somewhere like CSL register is much easier to manage as it's a lot more specific with a lot less members where people may have also met.

Mtorque wouldn't seem so bad to people if most people realised that it just takes a little bit more time to follow forum etiquette due to the fact it has such a large member base.

[SpineOnABap]

SpineOnABap
Are you the owner ????


God no! been on there a fair few years though :thumbs:

[bryce]

Mtorque is great for info, cant deny that, but I prefer it here cos folk are more friendly and there is alot less attitude. :thumbs:

Its a bit like a night club vs your local pub - good for getting what you want ( :whistle: ), but not so good for the banter :beer:

[Andyk]

SpineOnABap


I hope you are not insinuating we steal info ??[/quote]

Surely not Mark as there is more CSL experience on here than all of mtorque... :whistle:

[SpineOnABap]

Surely not Mark as there is more CSL experience on here than all of mtorque... :whistle:

Well that's not true because I'm an mtorque member and I have more CSL experience than anyone else on here :thumbs: Helped you out from time to time on there too, Andy ;-)

[Andyk]

Thought that would get a comment......can tell we are bored this afternoon.

Will say I am a memeber of mtorque which has given me some good advice when looking for a CSL...until I found the register that is. I found the register far more balanced and informative and say it again friendly.....especialy with Mark on his 422nd CSL :whistle: ..A MOUNTAIN OF KNOWLEDGE...Just my opinion mind.

[SMD]

I need a phone number out of messages on there! I guess thats a no go! :banghead:

[Mark CSL]

SpineOnABap

I know you from mtorque and yes as you have owned the CSL from new
I would like to think you have a vast Knowledge of the CSL

I am more than happy you use this site as well

:thumbs:
(Elliot) not sure if that how you spell it

[Andyk]

[quote="SpineOnABap
Helped you out from time to time on there too, Andy ;-)[/quote]

Yep and I am grateful :thumbs: ....as said some good advice and will continue you to go on.

[SpineOnABap]

Good stuff :thumbs:

Anyway I'm just feeling narky cuz I'm having a bad run of cards on poker :moan: :-D

[SpineOnABap]

(Elliot) not sure if that how you spell it

Well that makes a refreshing change, someone got it right! :thumbs:

[Andyk]

Yep and me because the mother in law has been round :banghead:

[SpineOnABap]

Mother in law blues ... the worst kind!

[sailorbaz]

Removed because I'm a t1t and posted this in the wrong topic! Trying to be smart by having a few tabs open, who said guys can't multi-task???

[shimmy]

Good stuff :thumbs:

Anyway I'm just feeling narky cuz I'm having a bad run of cards on poker :moan: :-D

muppet................is that you really Elliot. You're a lot less sarcastic here!

I find both sites rubbish :thumbs:

[Mark CSL]

shimmy
I find both sites rubbish :ban: :ban: :ban: :ban: :ban: :ban: :ban: :smt062

[bryce]

Good stuff :thumbs:

Anyway I'm just feeling narky cuz I'm having a bad run of cards on poker :moan: :-D

He's just narked cos Im beating him on the post count :birdman:

[Mark CSL]

If he posts like mtorque Bryce you will not be in the lead for long

SpineOnABap
Come On that’s a challenge i think :smt115 :smt073

[Andyk]

Just noticed I've gone past a 1000...do I get a special badge Mark :-D

[SMD]

Yea here is your badge Andy! :birdman:


:hahaha: :thumbs:

[Mark CSL]

Just noticed I've gone past a 1000...do I get a special badge Mark :-D

Andy For all your support i have made you a moderator :thumbs:

I hope this meets with your approvel still now wages for this job :hahaha:

[Andyk]

Yea here is your badge Andy! :birdman:


:hahaha: :thumbs:

:butthead:

:-D :hahaha:

[Nords]

Yea here is your badge Andy! :birdman:


:hahaha: :thumbs:

:butthead:

:-D :hahaha:


Ahhhh, a sheriff's badge!

[Andyk]

Yea here is your badge Andy! :birdman:


:hahaha: :thumbs:

:butthead:

:-D :hahaha:


Ahhhh, a sheriff's badge!

:hahaha: :hahaha: ...More like a rusty bullet hole...

[glendog74]

Puckered tea towel holder... :hahaha:

[SMD]

:hahaha: :-D

[Housey]

I've had an RS4 longer that all of you and don't mess with me because I have 4WD! Never liked the ELS anyway even if it does have "a bigger choice yes!"

MTorque is fine and has been THE UK based source (so the only proper source!) for M stuff. It gets some bad press because people who more often than not have been toolish sometimes get slapped (no implication) or a little precious about stuff like having their Avatar changed. I would say probably every member hear is one there and there are many there that arn't here so I suggest its just a good as a source for CSL related banter and general "its not an M3 its a CSL and special" debates.

Room for all forums.

[AlexGTT]

Agreed Housey. I'm a member there as well but I have to say it's far more friendly here.

It is nice to have a dedicated forum for like minded nut cases. :-D

[shimmy]

i still say they all are rubbish...............compared to adultfriendfinder.com

:notworthy:

[Mark CSL]

i still say they all are rubbish...............compared to adultfriendfinder.com

:notworthy:

Fast Cars and Faster women does that sum you up Shimmy :whistle: :smokin:

[1cosmicboy]

i still say they all are rubbish...............compared to adultfriendfinder.com

:notworthy:
cant agree with that ,anal grannies .com gets my vote :thumbs:

[shimmy]

i still say they all are rubbish...............compared to adultfriendfinder.com

:notworthy:

Fast Cars and Faster women does that sum you up Shimmy :whistle: :smokin:

hardly

fast cars and expensive women more like :thumbs:

[E46ACS]

i still say they all are rubbish...............compared to adultfriendfinder.com

:notworthy:
cant agree with that ,anal grannies .com gets my vote :thumbs:

Hmmmmm........

:smt100

[SMD]

Its back online! :thumbs: :beer:

[1cosmicboy]

I've had an RS4 longer that all of you and don't mess with me because I have 4WD! Never liked the ELS anyway even if it does have "a bigger choice yes!"

MTorque is fine and has been THE UK based source (so the only proper source!) for M stuff. It gets some bad press because people who more often than not have been toolish sometimes get slapped (no implication) or a little precious about stuff like having their Avatar changed. I would say probably every member hear is one there and there are many there that arn't here so I suggest its just a good as a source for CSL related banter and general "its not an M3 its a CSL and special" debates.

Room for all forums.
r u on glue? :rolleyes:

[Andyk]

I've had an RS4 longer that all of you and don't mess with me because I have 4WD! Never liked the ELS anyway even if it does have "a bigger choice yes!"

MTorque is fine and has been THE UK based source (so the only proper source!) for M stuff. It gets some bad press because people who more often than not have been toolish sometimes get slapped (no implication) or a little precious about stuff like having their Avatar changed. I would say probably every member hear is one there and there are many there that arn't here so I suggest its just a good as a source for CSL related banter and general "its not an M3 its a CSL and special" debates.

Room for all forums.
r u on glue? :rolleyes:

Don't rise to it....remember we love everyone on here :smt055

[Housey]

I've had an RS4 longer that all of you and don't mess with me because I have 4WD! Never liked the ELS anyway even if it does have "a bigger choice yes!"

MTorque is fine and has been THE UK based source (so the only proper source!) for M stuff. It gets some bad press because people who more often than not have been toolish sometimes get slapped (no implication) or a little precious about stuff like having their Avatar changed. I would say probably every member hear is one there and there are many there that arn't here so I suggest its just a good as a source for CSL related banter and general "its not an M3 its a CSL and special" debates.

Room for all forums.
r u on glue? :rolleyes:

I sense you missed my sense of humour, you wouldn't be the first or the last I suspect. I actually think the CSL is a fantastic car and I made the mistake replacing my GT3 with an RS4 and not a CSL. I also think people get a little touchy about stuff, hence my post and I feel your response indicates it well. Chill man, I am arguably the most objective poster you'll come across as I don't feel the need to justify my buying decisions to anyone, unlike many, and will happily take the piss take when I take a bath with my car buying decisons, ask Nords, Shimmy and Spiney, they never let me forget it!

Shimmy, Nords, Woppum, Spine'y and many others on here have met me and know I take this piss, all the time, at every opportunity my usual starting point being myself! :wink:

[1cosmicboy]

I've had an RS4 longer that all of you and don't mess with me because I have 4WD! Never liked the ELS anyway even if it does have "a bigger choice yes!"

MTorque is fine and has been THE UK based source (so the only proper source!) for M stuff. It gets some bad press because people who more often than not have been toolish sometimes get slapped (no implication) or a little precious about stuff like having their Avatar changed. I would say probably every member hear is one there and there are many there that arn't here so I suggest its just a good as a source for CSL related banter and general "its not an M3 its a CSL and special" debates.

Room for all forums.
r u on glue? :rolleyes:
bostik or uhu ? :blalalala:

I sense you missed my sense of humour, you wouldn't be the first or the last I suspect. I actually think the CSL is a fantastic car and I made the mistake replacing my GT3 with an RS4 and not a CSL. I also think people get a little touchy about stuff, hence my post and I feel your response indicates it well. Chill man, I am arguably the most objective poster you'll come across as I don't feel the need to justify my buying decisions to anyone, unlike many, and will happily take the piss take when I take a bath with my car buying decisons, ask Nords, Shimmy and Spiney, they never let me forget it!

Shimmy, Nords, Woppum, Spine'y and many others on here have met me and know I take this piss, all the time, at every opportunity my usual starting point being myself! :wink:

[Housey]

Gloy

[1cosmicboy]

Gloy
:thumbs:

[glendog74]

I certainly think the CSLregister did ok out of MTorque being down - i noticed a fair few 'irregulars' here over the weekend! :thumbs:

I think the site is getting busier Mark! :-D

[Andyk]

I have noticed that as well Glendog...especially over the last 3 to 4 months. Used to see 20 visits now it seems reg to see 60 plus.

[DazBlackCSL]

Think were gonna earn our money !!! :-D

[Nords]

Think were gonna earn our money !!! :-D

No doubt about that with Housey around!

[Mark CSL]

Yip it was busy this weekend i am sure the csl owners are finding this site freindly as you all know

Also we help with group buys and all that usless info we banter on about :hahaha:

[DazBlackCSL]

Think were gonna earn our money !!! :-D

No doubt about that with Housey around!

Exactly !


:-D

[Mark CSL]

Housey
Does he own a bingo hall :whistle:

[1cosmicboy]

Housey
Does he own a bingo hall :whistle:
:-D

[1cosmicboy]

Housey
Does he own a bingo hall :whistle:
:-D
think he,s a few numbers short of a full ticket too :whistle:

[Andyk]

Housey
Does he own a bingo hall :whistle:
:-D
think he,s a few numbers short of a full ticket too :whistle:

:hahaha:

[sailorbaz]

Just on the point of MTorque, I'm sure some of you noticed I'd put a post up about that ITG air filter I am thinking about getting, and only had one response (Woppum, cheers!).

Was expecting to get more but there you go, proves this forum as more informative and helpful. Case closed. If I was a mod I'd lock this Forum, AndyK? 1st Forum locking, :whistle:

Just jesting, I noticed too its been alot busier lately, keep up the good...posts! :notworthy:

[SpineOnABap]

Yeah but you didn't get any replies over here so 100% better on Mtorque! :thumbs:

edit ok, one person's just replied to you on here :hahaha:

[Mark CSL]

:hahaha: 2 now :thumbs:

[sailorbaz]

Very good Elliot, just got your 'other' message! :thumbs:


:notworthy:

[Mark CSL]

I would say buy the bmw filters on here :whistle:

[sailorbaz]

Is it down again or is my ISP playing silly buggers???

booooo! :whistle:

[cslgirl]

I haven't been able to get into mtorque since yesterday.

[SpineOnABap]

Yep, buggered, and it wasn't working properly even when it was 'up'.

[Andyk]

Yep same here....

[Mark CSL]

All i can say is :blalalala:

[SMD]

CSL register will be busy again! :beer:

[Mark CSL]

Now thats nat a bad thing :beer:

[jibm]

yurp still brok'ed

[shimmy]

it's working now :thumbs:
















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[glendog74]

.not

:hahaha:

[neil]

should I setup a M3 & M5 section on here :whistle:

[glendog74]

Do you need an answer to that one?! :smt104

[jibm]

should I setup a M3 & M5 section on here :whistle:

might as well go the whole hogg....and do a pistonheads..... :clown:

[bryce]

Dont want that sorta riff raff round 'ere boyo... :whistle:

What have I become?! :wanker:

[Andyk]

should I setup a M3 & M5 section on here :whistle:

might as well go the whole hogg....and do a pistonheads..... :clown:

What and sell the forum to the Autocar Haymarket Group..

[dave1]

they really ought to get a new server or what ever you call it!

[SpineOnABap]

.. if it's the server

[Andyk]

they really ought to get a new server or what ever you call it!

:-D :gayfight: :hahaha:

[dave1]

i ******* hate computer's me but you have to have em

[sailorbaz]

*cough cough* is that it down again!!! Thank fcuk I don't rely on it for PM's!

[dave1]

must be down more than up like a cornish girls keck's

[glendog74]

must be down more than up like a cornish girls keck's

Gotta love 'em for that though! ;) :hahaha:

[thegingerninja]

I've been defecting onto this site from mtorque for a while now (simonhill), it's interesting to find out who some of you are Elliot et al.
I have to agree that it is less argumentative on here - we just need to hope that Fuchs doesn't find out and start one of his brake threads!

[SpineOnABap]

I Fuching hope that doesn't happen! :hahaha:

[glendog74]

we just need to hope that Fuchs doesn't find out and start one of his brake threads!

Agreed! :banghead: :hahaha:

[Mark CSL]

I think he has talked about all there is to say on the matter :whistle:

Or maybe not :hahaha::hahaha::hahaha:

[Curly]

you carn't beat standard:whistle::smokin:

[Mark CSL]

you carn't beat standard:whistle::smokin:
I must agree if you dont track the car LAP AFTER LAP or they are just not upto the job :hahaha:

[Housey]

He is watching, careful, he'll hunt you down and kill you with thread length!

[Mark CSL]

He is watching, careful, he'll hunt you down and kill you with thread length!

It wont be hard to beat me with the big long brake thing :blalalala:
All i do is drive hard brake hard and then buy new pads and cups :bigcry:

[NZ_M3]

we just need to hope that Fuchs doesn't find out and start one of his brake threads!

Oh boy .... not this again ...

Honestly though, I don't quite get why everyone gives him so much crap about it :hahaha:

[Curly]

Oh boy .... not this again ...

Honestly though, I don't quite get why everyone gives him so much crap about it :hahaha:
The old boy does go a bit and doesnt take desent lightly :hahaha: the last thing we need is that 'Curly' coming on here and winding him up ;)

[glendog74]

the last thing we need is that 'Curly' coming on here and winding him up ;)

Indeed... ;) :hahaha: :hahaha:

[_Nathan_]

Yeah, that Curly is a right trouble maker. Thank goodness he hasn't found this site!

[DazBlackCSL]

Yeah, that Curly is a right trouble maker. Thank goodness he hasn't found this site!


Nice hair tho :whistle:

[Curly]

meanie he's just got a wide parting:whistle:

[Nords]

It's back on! :thumbs:

[sailorbaz]

It's back on! :thumbs:

AND it's back OFF! :hahaha::whistle:

[Andyk]

I've given up on it to honest.

[Bealo]

I've given up on it to honest.


I agree and hardly ever go on there now.

[SpineOnABap]

"MTorque will be unavailable from around 22:00 this evening through until 22:00 Friday evening.

The infrastructure is being relocated to new network switches to address the many recent service interuptions that have been caused by issues with the HP Switches.
"

[cslgirl]

I agree and hardly ever go on there now.

It has such an intermittent service now that I find it frustrating and don't go on there much. It worked ok this morning, and now it doesn't. I give up too!

[glendog74]

...off again

bag o'wank.

[csl_mba]

Dont dother with the place really :birdman: